Sunday, April 19, 2009

SMS


MeraGSM SMS www.meragsm.com

MeraGSM SMS www.meragsm.com


1 ashiq ny chänd sy pocha! "A cha

Posted:

1 ashiq ny chänd sy pocha!
"A chand kia tm ny mere mehbob jasa hasen is dunya bhr may dekha hai
Chand ny muskra kr kaha
"Eni duron tera peo nazar anda ay.!

The best use of time is to recite"L

Posted:

The best use of time is to recite"La-ilaha-ililallah-Muhammadur-Rusul-ullah"

Srdar ki Taxi me nangi larki a k b

Posted:

Srdar ki Taxi me nangi larki a k beth gai.
Srdar
use ghoorne lga
Larki:
kbi nangi larki nhi dekhi?
Srdar:Main ye dekh rha hoon tum ne kiraya kahan rkha hoga?:)

SADQA jab apny maalik k haath sy ni

Posted:

SADQA jab apny maalik k haath sy nikalta hai to us waqt 5 jumaly kehta hai...

(1) Mein faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.

(2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.

(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat krta tha ab mein teri hifazat karon ga.

(4) Mein haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana dia.

(5) Pehly mein tery hath main tha ab mein KHUDA k hath mein hun.

her achi baat ko doosray tak pohanchana bhi sadqa hai.

Rishta hamara is jahan mein sabse p

Posted:

Rishta hamara is jahan mein sabse pyara ho,
jaise zindagi ko sanso ka sahara ho.
Yaad karna hamein us pal mein,
jab tum akele ho or koi na tumhara ho

Kisi bhi shaksh se tm narazgi ka la

Posted:

Kisi bhi shaksh se tm narazgi ka lamha itna taweel mat rakho k wo tmhare baghair hi jeena seekh jay.

HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Z I N D A G I Mein Inko Kabhi Matt

Posted:

Z I N D A G I Mein Inko Kabhi Matt Torna>
1-Dosti
2-Bharosa
3-DiL
4-Rishta
5-Piyar
6-Wada
Q K Ye Jab Tøøt"te ooin To Awaz Nahi aati.

"CHAHAT" ka sirf ek asool h

Posted:

"CHAHAT"
ka sirf ek asool hay!


Insaan ya to toot kar chahta hay,

Ya phir chahat main toot jata hay

Jab toot k chahe to duniya samet leta hay,
Or jab chahat main toot jata hay to bikhar jata hay! Toot k chahay to mout ko hara day, Or chahat main tootay to zindagi "HAAR" deta hy...

"MUJH SE ZIADA " Agär tumhè köi

Posted:

"MUJH SE ZIADA "
Agär tumhè köi Çhahe tö
Mèrè Hääthön se apnä Hääth chùrrä lèñä

Tör Dèñä pyäär ki zängèéräin

Mitä lènä apñé Hääthö sè lkeräiñ

Mèri aankhöñ sè apña khawäb...

Khawäbon sè mèri täsvèèr mitä lèñä....

Mägr shärt yè Hai k

"MUJ SE ZIADA TUMHE KOI CHAHE .

Ye wafa bhi kya khata hai mujhy soc

Posted:

Ye wafa bhi kya khata hai mujhy sochna pary ga,

Usy mujh se kyoon gila hai mujhy sochna pray ga,

Dil-e-muztarib hua hai tari yaad se gurezaan,

Ye muqaam kon sa hai
mujhy sochna pary ga,

Woh milley to beqarari na milley to beqarari,

Mere dil ko kya hua hai
mujhy sochna pary ga..

A man in USA see a dog attacking a

Posted:

A man in USA see a dog attacking a lady.He kicks d dog it dies
Newspaper report:
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"
Man says i'm not American.
Report changed
"Foreign Hero Saves Lady from Dog"
Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani.
.
.
Breaking News:-
"Muslim Terrorist killed Innocent Dog. This is wht islam teaches them. Cia said he can be a taliban".

ZARDARI per Mazmoon Aap 1952 mein

Posted:

ZARDARI per Mazmoon Aap 1952 mein Peda huye. Aap ney Begairti ki Ibtedai Taleem apney Mohallay se Shuru ki, aur Aala Taleem aik Naam-war Dakku se le Jab Dakait honay ka Certificate hasil kiya to Aap ney Hakoomat ke Khazanay ko Lootney ke Plan bananay shuru kar diye aur phir Benazir se Shaadi kar ke Aap ney Professional Begairti ka Aghaz kiya aur Jaldi he Mr.10% Mashoor ho gaye.Phir bibi ko mar kr Kursi-e-Sidarat pey aa bethy or apna nam mashoor kya:

Aisi lagi udaas sar-E-shaam zindgi.

Posted:

Aisi lagi udaas sar-E-shaam zindgi.....

Jaise kisi ki aankh ka ilzam zindgi....

Apne jahan mein dekha teray baad kuch nahi,

Hum ne laga di aaj tery naam zindgi.....

Jis k bina ye saans mujhe doobti lagi,

Ja k usay bhi dhoond kisi shaam zindagi....

Ye pyar dard na ban sakay jis k nashay mein,

Mujh ko pila de aaj wohi jaam zindgi....

Ab uska haath mere haath mein nahi,

Girnay laga hoon aaj mujhay thaam ZINDAGI,,

Turde phirde Rahwan wich, Kadi w

Posted:

Turde phirde Rahwan wich,

Kadi wekh merian Nighawa wich,

Tu wasna ae mere Seene wich,

Teri khusbo mere Sahwan wich,

Tu Sada Hasda, Wasda rahwen,

Teri khair mangan Duawan wich,

Kadi mere kol v beth zara,

Piplan dian Goorian chawan wich,

Tere yad wich Seena sar gaya,

Kadi Aa marian nigawan wich,

A man made a call to hospital to En

Posted:

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife
But the call went to a cricket stadium
He asked what is the condition
He died after what he heard

7 Are already out
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
The first one was a duck

I m so sorry me ne ap se 1 baat chu

Posted:

I m so sorry me ne ap se 1 baat chupai hy but ye bat sunney k bad is ka hmari dosti pr koi asar nhi hona chahiye dekho ap mujy ghalat mat smjna mujy afsos hy k mai ny ap ko pehly ye kiun nhi btaya is se pehly k ap ko kisi or se pata chaly mai ap ko khud hi bata dayta hun




Kal se 1 ganta agy ho gya ha.

Ek darwaish kehta tha k aik zamana

Posted:

Ek darwaish kehta tha k aik zamana aayega k ek dost doosre ko dil se sms karega,
or




Doosra Kameena bus parh kar muskuraega''..

KissKiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted:

KissKiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss





Kiss kiss ko bataaon k




U r so sweet.

Us Ne Mery Haath Ki Lakeeren Dekhen

Posted:

Us Ne Mery Haath Ki Lakeeren Dekhen,
or Phir Hans Kar Kaha...

Tujhy Zindgi Men Sub Kuch Mily Ga...

Haan Magar...
.
.
.
.
.
Mery Siwa.,

Muj se Chand keh rha tha, Tmhry do

Posted:

Muj se Chand keh rha tha,
Tmhry doston ne tmko buhla dea hy,
Ma ne muskra k jawab dea?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"sub beghert hain"

Ups n Downs r the pArt of LiFE.. .

Posted:

Ups n Downs r the pArt of LiFE..
...IN da LIFE..

*Wen u r "UP"
ur friendsOknow
"WHØ U R..!"

But..

Wen u r "DoWN"..
U know
OHØ is ur friend"?

AOA, Are u free now?A Whn u get tim

Posted:

AOA, Are u free now?A Whn u get time call me. I need 2 talk 2 u about something personal.






















Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?

Paida huwa zardari tou shaitan ne k

Posted:

Paida huwa zardari tou shaitan ne kaha




Lo aaj hum bhi sahib_e_aulad ho gaye . .....

"GOOD MORNING" With The N

Posted:

"GOOD MORNING"
With

The


Name


Of
.+'"; w '; ';
'+.+;' ; ; ; '+. .+"+. .+ .

When a wife was asked: What book do

Posted:

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

§ard hota hai kya batayenge kisi r

Posted:

§ard hota hai kya batayenge kisi roz,

Kamal ki ghazal sunayenge kisi roz,

Urne do in kabutaron ko azad fizaon mai,

Tmhare honge agar to loat ayenge kisi roz

"Sab se Behtar wo shaks hai jo aisa

Posted:

"Sab se Behtar wo shaks hai jo aisay Logon se acha suLok kare jin se usay koi (umeed) na ho".

صـبـــــــــــــح

Posted:

صـبـــــــــــــح
بـــــخــــیــــــــر

"GUD MORNING"
Have A Nice Day‎

Boy :Tum muj sey shadi karo gi ? G

Posted:

Boy :Tum muj sey shadi karo gi ?
Girl :Nahi
Boy: Laikan Q ?
Girl: Meray ghar walay nahi maanain gay
Boy :Ghar mai
kon kon hay
Girl :1 husband aor
5 bachay


Invite your mail contacts to join your friends list with Windows Live Spaces. It's easy! Try it!

No comments:

Post a Comment