Sunday, May 3, 2009

Daily SMS



 

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur

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Ur Best

Ur Unforgetable

Ur so cute

Ur Great

Ur so sweet

Ur so Intelligent

Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..!


Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or

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Perho dostou

Sirf Perho

Or perhtay he raho

kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka

Dil

Gurday

Dimagh

Sub laga kr perho

SMS


R u emotionally dumbed? Creative

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R u emotionally dumbed?

Creatively challenged?

Artistically void?

Socially hopeless?

And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a

PAKISTANI


Catch her by her waist Bring her

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Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink
COCA COLA
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-)


Mera dil karta he k aap ko maaroon

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Mera dil karta he k aap ko maaroon
Din raat maaroon
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon
1 jaga 8/10 maaroon
Maarta rahun
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun


MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY

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MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?!
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APNAY hoNAY WAle bAchoun KI


Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik lark

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Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keecharr main gir jata hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-)


We All Have A B I L I T

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We

All

Have

A B I L I T Y

But

The

D I F F E R E N C E

Is

How

We

Use

It


Zindgi k din kesey b ho guzar jaye

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Zindgi k din kesey b ho guzar jaye ge,

1 din hum b chupke se chale jaye ge

Aaj rehte hain ap k dil mein Yad ban k

Kal Anso ban k Ankhon se b nikal jaen ge


ROSHNI dena Chand Ka Style Pani

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ROSHNI dena Chand Ka Style

Pani me terna machli ka style

Hawa me urna panchi ka style

Diferent SmS bhejna humara style

Or

Free me sMs parhna apka style-


Jis Darkhat ki Lakrri Narm ho gi Us

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Jis Darkhat ki Lakrri Narm ho gi Us ki Shakhain ziada hon gi. Bus Narm Tabiyat aur Narm Guftar ban jao ta k tumhare Dost ziada hon_

Wife to husband: "Stop looking at g

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Wife to husband: "Stop looking at girls, u r married now."
Husb: "Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i"m on diet, i can"t even look at the menu.... !i


2 girls talking.. 1st girl: Ya

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2 girls talking..


1st girl: Yar ye boys apas me kesi baten karte hain?



2nd Girl: wesi hi jesi hum girlz karti hain!



1st Girl: ASTAGFIRULLAH! itni gandi.


Msg of the Day A busy life makes p

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Msg of the Day
A busy life makes prayers harder, But Prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So keep praying always and remember me in your prayers


Teacher! student se! 10 phalun k"f

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Teacher! student se!
10 phalun k"fruit" naam batao?
St



Student.
5 kalye5 maltya.


1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach

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1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach se darya me dahee daal rahe thai.. pathan ne dekha to poocha: khoocha ye kia kar rhe ho?
Sardar: ham lassi bana rhe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha .. O pagal ka bucha Log is liye tum par lateefa banatay hai.. Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga..?? :


The Company oF Good People iS Like

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The Company oF Good People iS Like The Shop
oF Perfume,

Whether U Have Bought Perfume Or Not,

U Will Recieve A Lot Of Good Fragrance,,


What's gr8r than mother's love?

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What's gr8r than mother's love?

Which pillow z better than a loved one's lap?

What's warmer than a father'z hug?

What's sweeter than a baby's kiss?

Whose company z better than a friend's company?

What's tastier than mom's cooking?

Nothing!

Bcoz there r things in life which have no substitute....


Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke..

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Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke..










Every Cigarette Might Be Their Last


Dil Jo Toot Gaya To Sawal Karoge Tu

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Dil Jo Toot Gaya To Sawal Karoge Tum!

Hum Na Rahe To Yaad Karoge Tum!

Aaj To Kahte Ho Waqt Nahi Hai!

Par Ek Din Mere Liye Waqt Se Fariyaad Karoge Tum.


Safar mohabt ka dushwar kitna hy,

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Safar mohabt ka dushwar kitna hy,

Magr dekhna hy k koi wafadar kitna hy,

Yahi soch k usy kbi manga nahi mene,

Usy prakhna hy k wo mara talbgar kitna hy.


Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa janoon b

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Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa janoon bakhsha..
Hum khud ko bhool bethy tujhy yad karty karty....!


Mèrì rähön k Jö jùgnoo hèì

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Mèrì rähön k
Jö jùgnoo hèìn
Wö tèrè hèn

Tèrì rähö k
Jö ändhèräy hèn
Wö mèrè hèn

Chù $äktä nahì
Köì gùm tùjhkö
Q K
Tùjh per dùäön k Jö pèhräy hèn
Wö mere Hen


Sawan Ki Thndi Raato'n Mein Rimj

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Sawan Ki Thndi Raato'n Mein

Rimjhim Krti Barsato'n Mein

Main Aksar Socha Krta Hoon


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Mn Karye Passay Javan

Mein Manji Kithey Daavan.:-)


<EK SAPNA> Kisi Apne Se Milna, <

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Kisi Apne Se Milna,

ApKa Hamari Zindgi Me Aana,

Ap Se Dosti Karna,

Dosti Ko Zindgi Bhar Nibhana


Ap se 1 guzarish hai muje apne DIL

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Ap se 1 guzarish hai muje apne DIL mei nai DIMAGH me rkhna!

Q

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Rhne ki jaga jitni khali ho, rhne mei utna hi maza aata hai.


Knowledge is understanding that tom

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Knowledge is understanding that tomato is a fruite
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruite salad.


A man goes 2 hell, He saw there

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A man goes 2 hell,
He saw there
Zardari dancing with
Ashwaria
Man: is ki saza itni achi q hay?
Angel: saza is ko nahi, Ashwaria ko mili hy...


So jaty hn footpath py akhbar bicha

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So jaty hn footpath py akhbar bicha kr,
Mazdoor kbi neend ki goli nahi khaty.

Its 1st May (LABOUR DAY)

Dont advertise bt feel it


Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U!

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Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I'm Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!


"TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn" *Beti Ki S

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"TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn"

*Beti Ki Shadi K Hangamoon Ki Wajah Se Ek TaALiBa kO sChoOL Se Chuti Krni Pari,

*Parhai K Waqfay K Doran dO TaLib ILmOo Ne aPnAy Bachoon Ka Rishta Tay Kr Dia.

*PoUti k Pedaish Ki Kushi mE Ek sTuDdnt nE Pori cLasS Me Mithai TaqseEm Ki,

*Bachay pReshAn thAy k iN K wALdAin aBhI TaK SchoOL Se Nahi Lotay,

*GOD Me rOtaY Bachay Ki Wajah Se StudentS Ko sAbAq dUhRana MushkiL Ho gYa.


Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buha

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Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Becoz


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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Expert Hoti Hain. . .>


24 hours services in Pakistan.

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24 hours services in Pakistan.

1.Geo
2.Petrol pump
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephone
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air lines
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10. My SMS


ur style is like u-fone "tum he to

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ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to hai woh apna pan" ur smile is like 7up "zara hat k" ur voice is like rooh afza "rahat-e-jaan" ur relation is like coke "maza zindgi ka" ur love is like pepsi "yeh dil mangay more" ur friendship is like paktel "dil to aik hai" ur love is like "telenor " "chaho kuch barh k" ur sincearty is like haleeb "garha jo hai' ur smile is like twist "hila k rakh day" end is on jazz "aur sunao"

Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko i

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Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko
in hasinoon se
in mahjabeenon se
in nazninoon se
per in haseeno,nazneeno, mahjabeeno ko kon bachaye ga app jaise kamino se




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