Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur Posted: Ur Best
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! |
Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or Posted: Perho dostou
Sirf Perho
Or perhtay he raho
kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka
Dil
Gurday
Dimagh
Sub laga kr perho
SMS |
R u emotionally dumbed? Creative Posted: R u emotionally dumbed?
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI |
Catch her by her waist Bring her Posted: Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink COCA COLA Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-) |
Mera dil karta he k aap ko maaroon Posted: Mera dil karta he k aap ko maaroon Din raat maaroon Subho-wa-shaam maaroon 1 jaga 8/10 maaroon Maarta rahun Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun |
MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Posted: MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . APNAY hoNAY WAle bAchoun KI |
Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik lark Posted: Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik larka hota hy, . . . . . . . .
wo keecharr main gir jata hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-) |
We All Have A B I L I T Posted: We
All
Have
A B I L I T Y
But
The
D I F F E R E N C E
Is
How
We
Use
It |
Zindgi k din kesey b ho guzar jaye Posted: Zindgi k din kesey b ho guzar jaye ge,
1 din hum b chupke se chale jaye ge
Aaj rehte hain ap k dil mein Yad ban k
Kal Anso ban k Ankhon se b nikal jaen ge |
ROSHNI dena Chand Ka Style Pani Posted: ROSHNI dena Chand Ka Style
Pani me terna machli ka style
Hawa me urna panchi ka style
Diferent SmS bhejna humara style
Or
Free me sMs parhna apka style- |
Jis Darkhat ki Lakrri Narm ho gi Us Posted: Jis Darkhat ki Lakrri Narm ho gi Us ki Shakhain ziada hon gi. Bus Narm Tabiyat aur Narm Guftar ban jao ta k tumhare Dost ziada hon_ |
Wife to husband: "Stop looking at g Posted: Wife to husband: "Stop looking at girls, u r married now." Husb: "Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i"m on diet, i can"t even look at the menu.... !i |
2 girls talking.. 1st girl: Ya Posted: 2 girls talking..
1st girl: Yar ye boys apas me kesi baten karte hain?
2nd Girl: wesi hi jesi hum girlz karti hain!
1st Girl: ASTAGFIRULLAH! itni gandi. |
Msg of the Day A busy life makes p Posted: Msg of the Day A busy life makes prayers harder, But Prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So keep praying always and remember me in your prayers |
Teacher! student se! 10 phalun k"f Posted: Teacher! student se! 10 phalun k"fruit" naam batao? St
Student. 5 kalye5 maltya. |
1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach Posted: 1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach se darya me dahee daal rahe thai.. pathan ne dekha to poocha: khoocha ye kia kar rhe ho? Sardar: ham lassi bana rhe hain. Pathan: ha ha ha .. O pagal ka bucha Log is liye tum par lateefa banatay hai.. Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga..?? : |
The Company oF Good People iS Like Posted: The Company oF Good People iS Like The Shop oF Perfume,
Whether U Have Bought Perfume Or Not,
U Will Recieve A Lot Of Good Fragrance,, |
What's gr8r than mother's love? Posted: What's gr8r than mother's love?
Which pillow z better than a loved one's lap?
What's warmer than a father'z hug?
What's sweeter than a baby's kiss?
Whose company z better than a friend's company?
What's tastier than mom's cooking?
Nothing!
Bcoz there r things in life which have no substitute.... |
Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke.. Posted: Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke..
Every Cigarette Might Be Their Last |
Dil Jo Toot Gaya To Sawal Karoge Tu Posted: Dil Jo Toot Gaya To Sawal Karoge Tum!
Hum Na Rahe To Yaad Karoge Tum!
Aaj To Kahte Ho Waqt Nahi Hai!
Par Ek Din Mere Liye Waqt Se Fariyaad Karoge Tum. |
Safar mohabt ka dushwar kitna hy, Posted: Safar mohabt ka dushwar kitna hy,
Magr dekhna hy k koi wafadar kitna hy,
Yahi soch k usy kbi manga nahi mene,
Usy prakhna hy k wo mara talbgar kitna hy. |
Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa janoon b Posted: Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa janoon bakhsha.. Hum khud ko bhool bethy tujhy yad karty karty....! |
Mèrì rähön k Jö jùgnoo hèì Posted: Mèrì rähön k Jö jùgnoo hèìn Wö tèrè hèn
Tèrì rähö k Jö ändhèräy hèn Wö mèrè hèn
Chù $äktä nahì Köì gùm tùjhkö Q K Tùjh per dùäön k Jö pèhräy hèn Wö mere Hen |
Sawan Ki Thndi Raato'n Mein Rimj Posted: Sawan Ki Thndi Raato'n Mein
Rimjhim Krti Barsato'n Mein
Main Aksar Socha Krta Hoon
K
Mn Karye Passay Javan
Mein Manji Kithey Daavan.:-) |
<EK SAPNA> Kisi Apne Se Milna, < Posted: Kisi Apne Se Milna,
ApKa Hamari Zindgi Me Aana,
Ap Se Dosti Karna,
Dosti Ko Zindgi Bhar Nibhana |
Ap se 1 guzarish hai muje apne DIL Posted: Ap se 1 guzarish hai muje apne DIL mei nai DIMAGH me rkhna!
Q
K
Rhne ki jaga jitni khali ho, rhne mei utna hi maza aata hai. |
Knowledge is understanding that tom Posted: Knowledge is understanding that tomato is a fruite Wisdom is not putting it in a fruite salad. |
A man goes 2 hell, He saw there Posted: A man goes 2 hell, He saw there Zardari dancing with Ashwaria Man: is ki saza itni achi q hay? Angel: saza is ko nahi, Ashwaria ko mili hy... |
So jaty hn footpath py akhbar bicha Posted: So jaty hn footpath py akhbar bicha kr, Mazdoor kbi neend ki goli nahi khaty.
Its 1st May (LABOUR DAY)
Dont advertise bt feel it |
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U! Posted: Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U!
MEGHA- What Do U Mean By Mrs.MEGHA! I'm Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA, Bad News 4 U! |
"TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn" *Beti Ki S Posted: "TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn"
*Beti Ki Shadi K Hangamoon Ki Wajah Se Ek TaALiBa kO sChoOL Se Chuti Krni Pari,
*Parhai K Waqfay K Doran dO TaLib ILmOo Ne aPnAy Bachoon Ka Rishta Tay Kr Dia.
*PoUti k Pedaish Ki Kushi mE Ek sTuDdnt nE Pori cLasS Me Mithai TaqseEm Ki,
*Bachay pReshAn thAy k iN K wALdAin aBhI TaK SchoOL Se Nahi Lotay,
*GOD Me rOtaY Bachay Ki Wajah Se StudentS Ko sAbAq dUhRana MushkiL Ho gYa. |
Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buha Posted: Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai? . . . . . . .
.
.
Becoz
.
Wo Chapa Marnay Me Expert Hoti Hain. . .> |
24 hours services in Pakistan. Posted: 24 hours services in Pakistan.
1.Geo 2.Petrol pump 3.Internet 4.Railway 5.Telephone 6.Hospitals 7.Police Stations 8.ATM 9.Air lines . 10. My SMS |
ur style is like u-fone "tum he to Posted: ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to hai woh apna pan" ur smile is like 7up "zara hat k" ur voice is like rooh afza "rahat-e-jaan" ur relation is like coke "maza zindgi ka" ur love is like pepsi "yeh dil mangay more" ur friendship is like paktel "dil to aik hai" ur love is like "telenor " "chaho kuch barh k" ur sincearty is like haleeb "garha jo hai' ur smile is like twist "hila k rakh day" end is on jazz "aur sunao" |
Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko i Posted: Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in hasinoon se in mahjabeenon se in nazninoon se per in haseeno,nazneeno, mahjabeeno ko kon bachaye ga app jaise kamino se |
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