Ek Train Ulatne ka Case Adalat me t Posted: Ek Train Ulatne ka Case Adalat me tha. Train ka Driver Jo k Pathan tha Us se Pocha k Tum ne Train Patri se Q Utari? Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa gaya tha Brake Maarne ka Time Nahi tha. Humara Officer ne Bola k is k Uppar Charha Do. Wakel: Phir? Pathan: Wo Banda Patri se Uttar gaya... ;-( |
| Posted: Tum kuttay thay Tum kuttay ho Kuttay hi rho ge Tmhri sari nasal kuttay ki nasal hi ho gi kuttiya ne ye kaha aur kuttay say naraz ho kar chali gai |
| Yar tum aisay " DON" ho jis ke pas Posted: Yar tum aisay " DON" ho jis ke pas her lock ki "KEY" hai... Isi liye Aap ko "DON" with "KEY" Yaani ke ! "DONKEY" kehtein hain.:-) |
| JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGE. J Posted: JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGE. JUB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGE. JUB TUM HUMY BHUL JAOGE. TAB AISA THAPPAR PAREGA K SUB YAD AJYEGA |
| Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai. Posted: Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai.. a student was sleeping.. Teacher wakes him up & asks: "wht did i say"? Student: "DELHi mey KUtta bimaR hai" :-) |
| Jb akela pan mehsus ho Jab har j Posted: Jb akela pan mehsus ho Jab har janib khamoshi ho Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jae Jb tangen thak jae To Samj lena apko TOILET me bethe kafi der ho gayi hy |
| Wife: Mei Tumhari Yaad Mei 15 Din M Posted: Wife: Mei Tumhari Yaad Mei 15 Din Mei He Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun... Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho.....?? Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao...... ;-> |
| 10% Of Road Accident r Due To Drunk Posted: 10% Of Road Accident r Due To Drunken Driving Which Makes It A Logical Statement That 90% Of Accident r Due To Driving Widout Drinking. Piyo Sar Utha K ;-> |
| Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara Posted: Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara bhi garam khoon aur hamara bhi garam khoon. Agar tum agree ho to MIL kar isay thanda karen...? Chalo PEPSI pyen! ;-> |
| Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur ma Posted: Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha:hamare parose kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai..... ;-> |
| Jab kutte ki maut aati hai . . . Posted: Jab kutte ki maut aati hai . . . . Jab kutte ki maut aati hai . . . . Jab kutte ki maut aati hai tab tab tab KUTTA mar jata hai. |
| AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAk Posted: AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAkhtA hAy SawAL kArnE sE pEhLAy jAwAb rAkhtA hAy WesAy tOu kEhtA hAy "I HatE girLz" MagAr khUsrOn sE hAnsi mAzAq rAkhtA hAy |
| Song from Movie Machis... Chunni Posted: Song from Movie Machis... Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi... "Lo KarLo BaaT.. Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi ToU KamaaL hE LaGeGi Na..." ;-> |
| The Beauty of English: Ever notice Posted: The Beauty of English: Ever noticed how deleting 1 word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story? E.G Oh UMAiR please dont touch me at all.! Oh UMAiR please dont touch me at Oh UMAiR please dont touch me Oh UMAiR please dont touch Oh UMAiR please dont Oh UMAiR please Oh UMAiR Ohhh |
| Heights Of Patriotism : U sittin Posted: Heights Of Patriotism : U sitting on an English toilet in Pakistani style. |
| Posted: Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai, Nakay pe naka ho raha hai, Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi, Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai.... |
| Make luv to your Girlfriend on Vale Posted: Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day she will give you good news on Mothers day and u will have childrens on Childrens day Don't try this at everyone otherwise u will have bad news on 1st December (aids day) |
| PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM Jo maray Posted: PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM Jo maray wo fresh, Jo songay wo crash, Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha, Kabi poooon, Kabi paaaan, Kabi padar padar niklta ha, Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi seti b bjata ha, Kabi akelay men kabi mehfil men nikl jata ha, Akelay ke tou khayr hai mgr mehfil men tanha kar jata hai, Kabi tou aysa sarata hai k naak k baal jala dayta hai, Aur kabi dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai |
| A Beautiful Statement written insid Posted: A Beautiful Statement written inside Men's Toilet : The Future of our Country is now in your Hands! ;-> |
| Raju: Meet my Wife Tina. Raghu: Oh Posted: Raju: Meet my Wife Tina. Raghu: Oh! I know her. Raju: How.? Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether. Raju: What d Hell.? Raghu:10yrs ago,In d History Class |
| For India, its Ind. For Pakistan Posted: For India, its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Australia its Aus. For Argentina its Arg For Germany its Ger Then what's for Brazil & London |
| Boy 2 girl:mere sath dance karo gi Posted: Boy 2 girl:mere sath dance karo gi girl:main bache k 7 dance nahi karte boy: mujhe nahi pata tha k ap pregnent hain. |
| 15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki Posted: 15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log. 21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain. 31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti, Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh ! |
| Woman has man in it. Mrs. has Mr i Posted: Woman has man in it. Mrs. has Mr in it...... Female has male in it........ She has He in it...... No wonder men always want to be inside women... ;-> |
| Posted: . Mohabbat ho jaye ya machar kaatay anjam Ek hi hay. what? Raat ko neend nahi aati....! |
| Mintaan Na Krwa, Mobile Noo Utha Posted: Mintaan Na Krwa, Mobile Noo Utha, Write Msg De Vich JA, Hun BUhta Na TArpaa, Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka, Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;-> |
| Dont open this msg till 2marrow Posted: Dont open this msg till 2marrow Ruk Rukja Rukja oye Rukja Rukja Oye rukja Mainu pata si tu nai rukna Main msg hi kal bhejan ga.... |
| 2 cats to shrabi rat: ajj tainu kha Posted: 2 cats to shrabi rat: ajj tainu khan nu g krda a! Rat:chappair na kha lein.Main es layi nai kuch kehnda k log kehn gay 1 shrabi ne 2 jananiyan kutt dittiaan ;- |
| Sohne Nain Tre tery gut da main ru Posted: Sohne Nain Tre tery gut da main rumal hovan jis gali vich tou rehandi hove Us gali da main choki daar hovan tera Piyoo hove hakim main ghar aavan te bemar hovan teri lavan 5,7 chumiyan aes tu Vudh lavan te gunahgar hovan fir vi tere mere pyaar te kissi nu shak hove oodi ve main pain da yaar hovan |
| When u feel that nobody loves U. N Posted: When u feel that nobody loves U. No body cares 4 U. & Every 1 is ignoring U. & hating U. Then should tell Urself.... "PUTAR TU HY HE ISE QABIL" |
| Sohna Dil te Husan Jawan howe Pa Posted: Sohna Dil te Husan Jawan howe Pakki Sadak te Ucha Makaan howe Aa Ghut k "Jhaphi" Paa laiye Jehra pehla Chade O Baiman howe. |
| Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye Jab Koi Posted: Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye To, To, To, ,,??? (".) JL To yaad rakho k "Puthey kamman de puthey nateje"! |
| Zoq-e-janon ko had se guzar janeo Posted: Zoq-e-janon ko had se guzar janeo Wo smaitne aye ga humain bikhar jane d Abi dastras man hon to ehsas nahi usko o ro k pukare ga humain mar jane do |
| Posted: . Mohabbat ho jaye ya machar kaatay anjam Ek hi hay. what? Raat ko neend nahi aati....! |
| Har ik rasta veraan hai " BIN"... Posted: Har ik rasta veraan hai " BIN"... Ye DIL bara preshaan hai "TUMN"... Laot Ao ye mere DIL ki sada hai Bari mushkil mein meri jaan hai *TUM Bin* |
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