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| Mrktng iz v easy Whn u purpos a gi Posted: Mrktng iz v easy Whn u purpos a girl,its Direct Mrktng Whn u cal her,its Tele Mrktng Whn she walks 2u,its Brand Recognitn N whn she slaps u its Cstomrs FEEDBACK |
| A Food & Health Forum speaker asked Posted: A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years, after u eat it? After a long silence, an old man answered: ?Wedding cake? |
| Warehouse k owner ne new accountant Posted: Warehouse k owner ne new accountant ko store room ki inventory List Tyar krnay Ko kaha, Sham ko jab owner ne Clearness mangi to Accountant ne kaha k janab abhi to main pehli boori sE FARIg hua hoon, Is me Ek Laakh Bialees hazar No soo Badaam hain. |
| Before U Judge A Person, Walk A M Posted: Before U Judge A Person, Walk A Mile In His Shoes.. After That, . . . . Who Cares? He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!! Take & Run.. |
| ShakesPeare Said, "This World iS Posted: ShakesPeare Said, "This World iS a Stage & We All Are Actors." Thank God, Wo Punjabi Nahi Tha, Warna Kehta: "Ae Dunya Ek Mujra Ae Te Assi Saare Kanjer Aan'' |
| Faqeer: 1 sheikh k ghr aya or kaha Posted: Faqeer: 1 sheikh k ghr aya or kaha "main Allah ka mehman hon" Sheikh; us ka haath pkr kr Masjid main le geya or kaha "Allah ka ghar ye hy". ;o) |
| Tu apny FUN se Meri CHAHAT ko AAZM Posted: Tu apny FUN se Meri CHAHAT ko AAZMA k DIKHA! Main TOOT-TA hoon Tu phir se mujhy BANA k DIKHA! Tere BADAN maen LAHOO bun k DORRTA hoon main! Tujhy ANAA ki QASAM hay Mujhy BHULA k DIKHA! Main itny DARD maen b QEHQAHY lagata hoon! Tu EK DUKH maen mujhy sirf MUSKURA k DIKHA! Tujhy to main ne HAMESHA MANAYA hay lekin, Main AAJ ROOTH chala hoon Mujhy MANAA k DIKHA..!!! |
| Vaikh Bandya !!! Aasmaana te udd Posted: Vaikh Bandya !!! Aasmaana te udd'de panchi, Vaikh te sahi ki karde ne, Na o karde rizq zakheera, Na o bhukke marde ne, Kadi kisay ne pankh pakheru, Bhukke marde vaikhe ne? Bandey hi karde rizq zakheera, Bandey hi bhukke marde nay...! |
| 3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rah Posted: 3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rahi thi Inspector: Tum Murghio ko kya detay ho? 1st pathan: Baajra. Inspector: Wrong Food Arrest him. Inspector: Tum kia detay Ho? 2nd pathan: rice. Inspector: Tum bhi ghalt ho, arrest him. Last wala ghbra k bola:hum to sub murghio ko 5,5 rupe de deti hy k jo chaho kha lo. |
| Someone asked Shakespare "What i Posted: Someone asked Shakespare "What is love?" His one line reply was recorded by History He replied "Its all about the needs of the person you Love" |
| Duniya Mein Jitne bhi Naik Mard Hai Posted: Duniya Mein Jitne bhi Naik Mard Hain Wo Aurat ki Waja sy Hain.. Kuch ßiBi k Darr §yS. kuch Hooron k Chakkar Mein. |
| LiFe Is A bLaNk PaGe, EaCh FrieNd Posted: LiFe Is A bLaNk PaGe, EaCh FrieNd HoLdS a PeN & WritEs Their oWn StOrY In oUr LiFe ThAnKs FoR cOvErInG sOmE wOnDeRfUL PaGeS iN mY lifE |
| A highly successful flirt was once Posted: A highly successful flirt was once asked: "Which is ur best G.F?" He replied: "The next one!" MORAL: Always aim high & improve ur performance! |
| Posted: MUHABBAT ISHQ PIYAR Ye 3 cheezen her toofan ka muqabila kr sakti hen Magr 1cheez in 3noo k tukre tukre kr sakti hai Or Wo Hai "GALAT FEHEMI" |
| So cute and innocent definition of Posted: So cute and innocent definition of love by 5 years old girl "Love is when mom makes tea 4 dad and takes a sip b4 giving it 2 him 2 make sure its fine" |
| --A hawa-- Tuje Qasam hy, Chand Posted: --A hawa-- Tuje Qasam hy, Chandni raaton ki, --Ab ki bar-- . Jo un k Ass Pass Se Guzar ho to! . --Sargoshyon-- . Main Unse Itna kehna! . ...Pagal-e-Oye, |
| Posted: * A great Pleasent Surprise. * Ab InshaALLAH Pakistani qom mil kar sara din aik hi bat dohraye gi * Naya time K Purana time Happy new Seyapa):-) |
| Kitna ajeeb hai duniya waalon ka Aa Posted: Kitna ajeeb hai duniya waalon ka Aandaz-e-Mohabbat Faraz, Roze naya zakham laga kar kehtay hain k khush raha karo. |
| "Apni Shakhsiyat ko Sanwaro aur Zin Posted: "Apni Shakhsiyat ko Sanwaro aur Zindagi ko Behtar bnane men itne msroof ho jao k dosron pe Tanqeed krne ka tumhe waqt hi na mily (Imam Hussain(R.A) |
| Posted: \. ~ ' ~ ./ -~ '~' ~- /' ~ , ~ '\ Hi I'm >SÜÑ< dat spéciålly risès thröw ür inböx 2 säy Ü>GÖÖD MÖRÑING< n ve a blessed day ahead. |
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