| Doctar pagal se "tum pagal kyun hu Posted: Doctar pagal se "tum pagal kyun huay?" Pagal: "Main ne 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki or uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne shadi kr li, Yun Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai, Un k ghar Beti hui to wo meri behen hoi, Magr main uski Naani ka shohar Tha,Is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hoi, Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban geya., Or main apne Betay ka Bhanja aor wo..........." Dr: "abay chup kar sale kya mujhe b pagal kary ga" |
| Akeli jarahi Thi Zindagi in Mushkil Posted: Akeli jarahi Thi Zindagi in Mushkil Raahon Par HAIRAN PARESHAN UDAAS Thaki Howi Phir ik Morr Par Aap Mile Or Bachi Howi Zindagi ki . . Bi WATT Laga Di.. |
| Koi sheesha insaan ki itni haqeeqi Posted: Koi sheesha insaan ki itni haqeeqi tasveer paish nahi kar sakta, jitni uss ki guftago paish kerti hai.. Hazrat Ali(R.A) |
| Posted: SMOKiNG KiLLS? SO?? WHO WANTS TO LiVE FOREVER ??? |
| Here Is Some Career Advice First Posted: Here Is Some Career Advice First, Listen To Your Heart Then Listen To Your Brains Then Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;-> |
| Posted: Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha A.T.M CARD |
| Posted: if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the First Line? 1=5 Moral - if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the First Line? 1=5 Moral - Don?t Complicate Simple Problems in Life! |
| Man : My wife is toooooo good. She Posted: Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about! |
| Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz Posted: Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi. Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken. Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to main hansta hoon!? |
| Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou po Posted: Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya ?ardar: Q K Jb mera scooter gum huwa tha to Police walo ne 15-20 din istemaal kar K Loataya Tha. |
| Biwi agar Shohar ko naukar samjhe t Posted: Biwi agar Shohar ko naukar samjhe to Shohar ko kya karna chahiye? Zyada kuchh nahi? do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye! |
| Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lu Posted: Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt... iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy, Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy .'-> |
| Mausam hai Mastana DIL hai Diwa Posted: Mausam hai Mastana DIL hai Diwana Aise Me TUM? Aise Me TUM? TUM? TUM? ha TUM? TUM? TUM? TUM? TUM.. =LUX= se do baar Nahana. |
| A man phones a mental hospital and Posted: A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27. The receptionist goes,checks the room, comes back to the phone and tells him that there is no one in that room. The room is empty. Good, says the man. That means I have really escaped! |
| Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife Posted: Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife Intelligent Wife Caring Wife Loving Wife Smart Wife Adjusting & Cooperative Wife, But its said dat Islam allows only 4 wife ;-> |
| U think of me & i think of u. When Posted: U think of me & i think of u. When v both think of each other, do u know wat it means? It means v both.. have no other work to do! Dono velay ;-) |
| 1 day I read Smoking is Bad, I Sto Posted: 1 day I read Smoking is Bad, I Stop Smoking! 1 day I read Drinking is Bad, I Stop Drinking! 1 day I read Kissing is Bad, I Stopped Reading. |
| KhUdA "kArE hAr "Din" Aap ki "KUs Posted: KhUdA "kArE hAr "Din" Aap ki "KUshyAn PEtrOl k "rAtE ki "tArha Bharti "RAhEn.. Aur "GhAmOn ki "SUpply Bijli "ki TArhA "BAnd "RAhE ;-> *"Aamen"* |
| Ye Dunya Waly B Ajeeb Hain EMAND Posted: Ye Dunya Waly B Ajeeb Hain EMANDAR Ko Kameen Bey EMAN Ko Zaheen Aur Bey HAYA Ko Haseen Kehtay Hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;-> |
| Is Dunia Me Sab Se Ziada DUkh Denay Posted: Is Dunia Me Sab Se Ziada DUkh Denay Wali Cheez ?OORAT? Sab Se ziada Khushi Denay Wali Cheez, Wo Bhi ?OORAT? Agr Aik Dukh K Aanso Deti Hai, To Dosri ?SUKH K AANSO? Deti Hai. |
| Posted: Aadat aik aisi zanjeer hai jo dekhne me chhoti nazar aati hai lekin umar bhar nahi toot ti...! |
| Janwar mai khawahish aur Frishtay m Posted: Janwar mai khawahish aur Frishtay mai Aqal Hoti Hy Magar Insan Mai Dono Hoty hain Agar wo Aqal ko Daba ley To Janwar aur agar khuwahish ko Dabaly To Frishta |
| Only the open heart receives love, Posted: Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me |
| %Sub sy bari Haqeeqat MAUT. Su Posted: %Sub sy bari Haqeeqat MAUT. Sub sy akhri Aramgaah QABAR Sub sy bara Dhoka DUNIYA Sub sy bara Shaitani Hathyar AURAT Sub sy bari Azmaeesh MAAL or AULAD Sub sy bari Mohlat ZINDAGI Sub sy buri Aadat JHOOT Sub sy achhi Jagah JANNAT Sub sy buri Jagah DOZAKH Sub sy bahtreen Kitaab QURAN |
| Ay mere Rubb Tu REHMAN Tu RAHEEM Posted: Ay mere Rubb Tu REHMAN Tu RAHEEM Tu GHAFOOR Tu RAZZAQ Tu KAREEM Tu QADIR Tu QADEER Tu MUQTADIR Tu GHAFFAR Tu WAHAB Tu NOOR Tu MALIK Tu QUDDOOS ay mere MALIK Mai gunahgar hoon Mera bal bal gunahon main dooba huwa hai, Main sharminda hoon Mje PAK kar de, muaf farma de, ay mere MALIK apni Rehmat farma Mujh per mere Maan baap per Mere behan bhaioyun per mere doston per or Us per Jis ne Yeh dua likhi aur jis ne Parhi. Or jis ne agay bheji. Amen. |
| Taptay huway sehra say jo bin barsa Posted: Taptay huway sehra say jo bin barsay guzar jaye Aisi b maghroor na koi sawan ki ghata ho |
| Wo to kehti thi Barri ho k Driver b Posted: Wo to kehti thi Barri ho k Driver banoo gi Faraz.....Zamany ny magr us ko Taxi bna dia...... |
| Posted: :":":":GÖod MORNING:":":": ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ab kya Neeche NÄSHTA, dhond rhe hain! |
| Tamannao ki Dil Me Fiza Hoti Hai, Posted: Tamannao ki Dil Me Fiza Hoti Hai, Hasrat Labon pe Aaye to Dua Hoti Hai, Chalo Usey Dil Hi Dil Me yaad karen, Suna Hai Dil ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai |
| When it rains, you dont see the sun Posted: When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there. Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another |
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