| 1 boy went to meet his girl friend, Posted: 1 boy went to meet his girl friend,when he came back home,mom asked kahan gaey thay? Boy:girl friend se milne, Mom:kis liye? Boy:han bohat kiss liye ...!!! |
| Ek S HEIKH K Ghar ko AAG lag g Posted: Ek S HEIKH K Ghar ko AAG lag gai, Wo apne GHAR ko BACHA Na saka, ? Kyon k wo Sari RAAT ? Fire Brigade Walon ko SIRF .. MISS CALLs He kerta raha |
| Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na kuch Posted: Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na kuch likha dekha jata hai. Aik rickshaw k pechy likha dekha gia "hum kuch nahin likhwaaty....," |
| Posted: Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye, Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye, To, To, To, ,, ??? (".) JL To Me Kia Karon "BHUGTO KHUD |
| Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing Posted: Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field..Correct it! Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher:How? Student:Ladies first!. |
| Meri subah ko nikhar do Meri s Posted: Meri subah ko nikhar do Meri shaam ko sanwar do Meri raat ko qarar do Ye na ho sakay to yun karo . . Mujay 5000 rupay udhaar do.. ;-> |
| Kehte hain hazaron saal pehle ki b Posted: Kehte hain hazaron saal pehle ki baat hai aik kaali billi thi ab nhi hai.... |
| Ager kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye Posted: Ager kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye to kiya karna chahiye.? . . Think !! . . . Dono ki shadi karwa deni chahiye . . salon ka bhoot utar jayega..!! |
| Breaking news . . . Latest news Posted: Breaking news . . . Latest news . . . Most important . . . Aham-Tareen . . . Taza-tareen . . . Dont worry. Ye sab to channel ki viewership badhane k tareke hai |
| Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Ti Posted: Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason... ;-> |
| I Can't Msg U Till 2 Weeks. I' Posted: I Can't Msg U Till 2 Weeks. I'm Goin To USA . . . Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya. Vasool Karna Hai |
| Posted: Hila zor se hila pura hila hath chala dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilayga utna maza aayega warna HALWA jal jayga... |
| If Dentists started 2make films, d Posted: If Dentists started 2make films, d names wud be- Daant ho na ho* Janum brush karo* Aa ab brush karein* Kabi teeth kabi gum* Humaray daant aapke paas hai.. |
| ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass Posted: ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass aae aur kehne lage k mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai doctor#speak in english women#mylonda is gring on hero honda |
| 1admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan s Posted: 1admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan se kehta hy bhai jaldi jao tumare ghar my talaab ka pani ghus gaya hy pathan q jhut bolta hy ghar ka chabi to humare pass ha |
| Zindagi me Kamiyaab honay k Do Asoo Posted: Zindagi me Kamiyaab honay k Do Asool 1. Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao 2. . (dosra mujey b nahi pata.mujey b itna hi aya tha.Utna forward kr dia) |
| Door Se Dekha to Sher Aaraha tha, Posted: Door Se Dekha to Sher Aaraha tha, . . Wah wah . . Door sE dekha to sher aaraha tha, . . Phir?? . . . Phir kya, . . Na pass gaye na dekha, |
| Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoy Posted: Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya k behosh ho gaya. Jab hosh aya to pocha. Laila! . . . Kitne dino se sr nhi dhoya? |
| Raat ko sony sy pahly ak hi dua man Posted: Raat ko sony sy pahly ak hi dua mango YA ALLAH mujay uta lay ? ? ? ? ? ? subha sawery ? ? ? namaz k lye? |
| Dear Customer! You have now subscr Posted: Dear Customer! You have now subscribed kanjusi package. U can enjoy saving of sms. Ur subscription is valid til ALLAH give U Taufiq 2 send sms |
| Wife: Agar main gum ho jaon tu tum Posted: Wife: Agar main gum ho jaon tu tum kia karo ge? Husband: Main akhbar mein ishtehar donga. Wife: Kya likhwao ge? Husband: "Jisko mile usi ki" |
| Posted: *some text missing* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *full text missing* |
| Pehli baar love kahan invent hua th Posted: Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha? Socho.. Made in china.. Tabhi to love ki guarranty-warranty nahi hoti na...! |
| Be'faida hay zeest me ehbab ka h Posted: Be'faida hay zeest me ehbab ka hu'joom, Ho paikar-e-khaloos to kafi hay aik shakhs... |
| Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi Posted: Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi mare, Mere kano me gunguna rahe hain Nokar: Sahab me ne Machar Mar diye hain,ye to unki Biwiya hain Jo Bewa ho k Ro rahi hain |
| Phir taron bhari raten hain Phir Posted: Phir taron bhari raten hain Phir khushbu ki baraten hain Phir sham ka thanda anchal hai Aur ek bhatka badal hai Phir sawan tot k barsa hai Aur phir dil itna tarsa hai Phir duniya k jhamelon main Phir zindagi k melon main Us ki yad ki tanhai hai Bas main aur meri tanhai hai |
| Posted: @ 3/ /.3+9'3";3 w 3 ';9 3'3; 9'3+9.+9;3' 3 '9; 3 9 '9;3 '9;3 '9+. 9.3+"9+.9 ;3 ;9 Isme se 3 or 9 mitaen AUR PHIR DEKHO |
| Be-simt hawaon ko nahi roka kartay Posted: Be-simt hawaon ko nahi roka kartay Jo beet gaya usko nahi socha kartay Suraj se kya puchtay ho tapish uski Dhoop se samandr nahi sookha karty. |
| A beautiful quote. If your eyes Posted: A beautiful quote. If your eyes are sweet, you will love the world, But If your tongue is sweet, the world will love you.... |
| APPEAL Tamam Mobile or Internet us Posted: APPEAL Tamam Mobile or Internet use karny waly Plz ALLAH say Panaah Mangain or kisi Qism ki HADEES-E-PAK ya QUR'ANI AAYAAT Baghair Tasdeeq K Forward Na krain... Yeh Cursed Jews ki Saazish hay K Ahadees main Changes kar K Forward karty hain or hum bhi Bila Tehqeeq or Tasdeeq K in SMS ko Forward karna Shru kar dety hain or sab ko Tehreef ka Gunah hota hay. So is SMS ko itna Phelaein jitna Mumkin ho Sakay ta K Tamam Musalmanon ko Aagahi ho,!, ''JAZAKALAAH'' |
| Suna hy, Wo Cycle Bohat Shoq Sy C Posted: Suna hy, Wo Cycle Bohat Shoq Sy ChaLati hy §§§FARAZ Kash Us K Ghar K Pass mERi Punchar Ki Dukan hOTi... |
| America jis se darta hai un sb k ak Posted: America jis se darta hai un sb k akhir me (N) ata he. Qur'aN Pakistan TalibaN IraN Usama bin ladiN AfghanistaN WazirstaN Or Pathan.r |
| People say it's difficult to get fr Posted: People say it's difficult to get friends. Naturally.. Because the good ones like you are already mine and The great ones like me are already yours...!! |
| Sardar de Ghar 20 Saal Bad munda Ho Posted: Sardar de Ghar 20 Saal Bad munda Hoya. Sardar fer v udas c 1 yar ne pochya Sardar G tusi Udas Q Ho ? Sardar: 20 Saal Bad munda howa "Oh Vi Nikka Jya. |
| Plz ap kisi ko gali na dain is se Posted: Plz ap kisi ko gali na dain is se ap k gunah barhte hen Kisi ko bura bhala kehna ho tu usay Zardari keh dain Wo khud he sharminda ho jaye ga |
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