Is se bari zalalat koi na hogi Fara Posted: Is se bari zalalat koi na hogi Faraz.. . . . . . . Wo hansi, aur phir bhi na phasi... |
| Machli wala:Khan sab aaj zinda mach Posted: Machli wala:Khan sab aaj zinda machli laya hun.. Khan:Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai? |
| Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor Posted: Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay j? rahay thay, aik aadmi nay pooha k bhains ko ooper kyon lay ja rahay ho? PATHAN: yeh beemar hai zibah karni hai. Aadmi: To chat pay kyon lay ja rahay ho? Pathan: Churri chat pay pari hoi hai! |
| 1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas Posted: 1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k dedo! Magar pathan ny nahi dye bhala kyu? Wo bola agr tmhy sare de diye 2 pury dn kya bechunga |
| Mujse koi galtie ho gyi ha kya? Posted: Mujse koi galtie ho gyi ha kya? Last 10 din se ap muje ignore kr rahe hain Plz aisa mat karain. Apka pyara "LUX SOAP" Plz naha lain. |
| A Pathan ordered pizza, Waiter bri Posted: A Pathan ordered pizza, Waiter bringz d piza n said sir should i cut it into 4 piecs or 8 ? Pathan said : 4 hi kar dey yaar, 8 khaye ni jay gai |
| Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Posted: Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi. Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay |
| 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek Posted: 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola yar maachis kahaan hai?? 2nd :yaar teeli jala k daikh lo? |
| 1 pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne Posted: 1 pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain? Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai ati Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha. ;-> |
| "Jab kuttay waali bayizzati honay Posted: "Jab kuttay waali bayizzati honay lagay to wada poora ker do" "AsifHazrat Ali Zardari" |
| satam ka ashna tha wo sabhi kay dil Posted: satam ka ashna tha wo sabhi kay dil dukha gia.kay shamay gham tu kat li ,seher hoei chala gia.hawaey zulm sochti hay kay kis bhanwar main a gei.wo ek dia bhuja tu sankaron deay jala gia.sakoot main bhi es kay ek adaey dil nawaz thi.wo yar kam sukhan kaei hakayatain suna gia.ab ek hajoomay ashqan hay her taraf rawan dawan.wo aik rah nord khud ko qafla bana gia.dilon say wo guzar gia shoay meher ki tarah,ghanain udas jungalon main rasta bana gia,kabhi kabhi tu youn hoa hay es riazay doher main,kay aik phool gulastan ki abro bacha gia,shareqay bazmain did bhi hain charagh bhi hain phool bhi hain,magar jo janain anjaman tha wo kahan chala gia,utho satam zada chalain yay dukh kara sahi mager,wo khusnaseeb hay yay zakham jis ko ras a gia,yay wo ansuoan kay harkhoon baha naheen hain dosto,kay wo tu jan day kay karz dostan choka gia. JAEY BHATU |
| Apki X-RAY Report aa gai Hay Dekh Posted: Apki X-RAY Report aa gai Hay Dekh lain _= Ghabrany ki koi bat nhi, bus Aap k andar 1 keera hay jo aap ko tang karta hai or aap ko sms karna sa mana karta ha |
| Be Soft and cool Like water, so U Posted: Be Soft and cool Like water, so U can Adjust anywhere in Life Be Tough & attractive Like Diamond,So No one can play with ur Emotions. |
| "Rather I can be Destroyed by the m Posted: "Rather I can be Destroyed by the military but not in the history" Z.A BHATU |
| Pakistan k Sooba Punjab k Divis Posted: Pakistan k Sooba Punjab k Division Bahawalpur K Zila Rahim yar khan ki Tehsil Sadiq Abad mein K,L,P road per waqay Shahid Colooney ki Gali No.6 k House No.1 Uncle Mehboob k ghar ki Teesri Manzil k Bedroom k sath attach Bathroom mein Lagi Tooti k neechay Rakhay Blue Colour k Lotay ki Qasam I MISS YOU. |
| Ai chand ki kirno jao na, tm us ko Posted: Ai chand ki kirno jao na, tm us ko choo kar ao na, wo kb kb kya kya karta hai, wo jagta hai,ya sota hai, wo kis se baten karta hai, wo sham ko kesa lagta hai, wo rat ko kesa dikhta hai, jb soe kesa lagta hai, jb jage kesa dikhta hai, tm chupke chupke jao na, us 'CHAND' ko choo kr ao na.!reply sms? |
| A rain drop looks very small 2 eyes Posted: A rain drop looks very small 2 eyes, But somewhere thirsty flower waits 4 it, An sms seems very small 2 you But it means some 1 somewhere remembers you.. |
| Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan me Sharab k Posted: Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan me Sharab ki Botal, Qabar me Beth Kr Piya Karen ge, In Larkiyon Se to Bewafayi Mili, Ab Bhootniyon Se panga lya kryn gy. |
| Posted: Dear' . . Jaani . . Sohni . . . . I love u . . I mis u . . I like u .oOh . Bura laga kiya . . . To main kya karun. . Zong walay kehtay hain. . . . . Sab keh do |
| Chand nzr aya? ( ':' ) (")(") Na Posted: Chand nzr aya? ( ':' ) (")(") Nahe? Edhr dykho! (': ' ) (")(") Nahe? Udhr? ( ':') (")(") Nahe? ( ':' ) (")("). chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:) |
| thaa boht khush jo bhula k mujhe, Posted: thaa boht khush jo bhula k mujhe, Aaj roya gally lga k mujhy, Us ny pehla sawal ye pucha, Tum ko kesa lga ganwa k mujy, Mujh ko pathar bna k kehta hai, Jaan, dekho na muskura k mujhy, Zindgi ne to aazmaya hai, dekh lo tum b azma k mujhy, Us ne rasta badal liya apna, Pyar ki raah pr chala k mujhy |
| Posted: "TALASH"... Jo na mil saky wohi bewafa ye bari ajeeb si baat hay Jo chala gya mujy chor kr wohi aj tk meray sath hy Mera nam tk jo na ley saka jo mujy qarar na dey saka Jisey ikhtiar to tha mager mujy apna pyar na dey saka Wohi dard meri hayyat hay Wohi shakhs meri "TALASH" hay. |
| "LIFE" Is Like a River Which h Posted: "LIFE" Is Like a River Which have many Turns So enjoy every Turn Because These turns never Returns. Have a good day. GOOD MORNING |
| 1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k k Posted: 1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa? Pathan: Tabiyat kharab he.. Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he.. |
| Deewar per!: Dekho kute ka bacha pe Posted: Deewar per!: Dekho kute ka bacha peshab ker raha hai. Pathan ne perha aur yeh kehte hue peshab kerne lga. Haha peshab main karun ga aur nam kute ka lage ga. |
| Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, Posted: Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai malik guse se bola:Hudd haraam ho tum phatan bola ! Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht tung thaa :-) |
| Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare La Posted: Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain? Bhala Kahan Se? Door se ;-) |
| Posted: wait wait cool cool relax relax ok ok ready start go 5 4 3 2 1 now delete the msg........!! |
| husband and wife were fighting: Hu Posted: husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their s0n who was nearby politely said aur main sala puppy. hahhaa |
| Posted: hahahaha . . . . . . . . . hahahaha . . . . . . . .hahahaha . . . .pagal ho jo hansty ja rahy ho |
| nikah k waqat molwi ny pochha k kis Posted: nikah k waqat molwi ny pochha k kisi ko is nikah py aetraz to nahin awaz aiy, mujhy hy molwi gusy sy bola tum chup raho tum to doolha ho |
| Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. Posted: Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . . Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai |
| Posted: musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st Pathan:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd pathan:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo kis ki Hai?? 1st pathan:: jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki hai. |
| Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko Posted: Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm kyun k tAbLe mujh se uthai nahi gAi.. |
| Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Posted: Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . . . . On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko L0otne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;) |
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