\w\ you /v/ \ i \ /e/ Posted: \w\ you /v/ \ i \ /e/ \s \ / r/ \h\ /y/ "Sweet &" "Beautyful" "Lovely-Morning" & a good day to u "GOOD MORNING" |
CHALLENGE Ameer ko ______k Posted: CHALLENGE Ameer ko ______ki zroorat hoti hai Garib k paas _____ hota hai. Hum_____ khaye to mar jayenge 3no me 1 hi jwab ayga. |
Height of Fashion:- Guess What? Posted: Height of Fashion:- Guess What? ?? A one-year-old child asking mom for low-waist diapers! :D |
.-""-. ( ';' ) (,,)(,,) kya Posted: .-""-. ( ';' ) (,,)(,,) kya ap ko meri YÄADAa rhi hay Nahi !!? .-""-. (")( '; ' ) ' (,,) aisa muka paay ga na,rrb kuch YÄD ajayegAA |
CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FRND :"Be what yo Posted: CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FRND :"Be what you are, say what u feel & do wat u want, cos in friendship those who mind ,don't matter and those who matter, don't mind." |
Doctor: Jb ApKo Pata Tha K Chipkali Posted: Doctor: Jb ApKo Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rahi He To Apne Kuch Kiya Q Nhi.? Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy pakar Lay Gi.! |
Tu Rog To Deta He Ayadat Nhi Krta Posted: Tu Rog To Deta He Ayadat Nhi Krta DIL Phr B Koi Tujse Shikayt Nhi Krta Me Ny To Dil-o-Jaan Tere Nam Kiye Hen TU Nazren Uthany Ki B Zehmat Nhi Krta JO Zakhm Deye To Ne Wo Rakhon Ga Salamat ME Pyar Ki Dolat Me Khyanat Nhi Krta INSAN Wo Munsif He Agr Jo Chahe Saza Dy SACHA Ho Mgr Apni Wkalat Nhi Krta . |
Mere shehar may ik raat basr kar k Posted: Mere shehar may ik raat basr kar k dekhna, Mere ird gird k logo sy mil k dekhna! Tere baghair hum kis tarha g rahe hai? Zara in logo sy poch k dekhna. Jo jan na chaho k hum kitny udas hai? To sard raaton k tanha chand ko dekna! Hum sa na koi tum ko mile ga! Ek baar sari dunya ghoom kar dekna! Tumko meri hi sada aye gi! Apne dil sy apne sine pe haath rakh k pochna! Kuch aur hota to wo b tumhe de dty! bus.... Ek jaan hai kisi roz mang kar dekhna.., |
Crime Doesn't Pay. . . . Posted: Crime Doesn't Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A "CRIME" |
Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Ga Posted: Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . Ans : Mother-Bored |
Don't take things in wrong sense wh Posted: Don't take things in wrong sense when. Dr says: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! Dentist says: keep it OPEN n WIDE! Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT! Banker says: IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST! Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!"; |
Time pass karna hy? Khamoshi sy ki Posted: Time pass karna hy? Khamoshi sy kichen my jao Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo Kamry my ja k KAPRY utaro Phr , , Purany kapry badal kar kichen my PAKORY banao |
Dil chahta Hy k khara kar k Aap k H Posted: Dil chahta Hy k khara kar k Aap k Hath Ma Pakra d0n? Aur Aap Usy Hila Hila k b0lo , . , . , , , , , , , , ES PARCHAM K SAYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN |
?Misunderstood? 3 o'clock in the Posted: ?Misunderstood? 3 o'clock in the night I was weeping And you thought that I was sleeping You saw blood pouring out of my hand And you thought it might have been some accident You saw me nearby wherever you went And you thought it was just co-incidence Day and night you ruled my imagination And you thought it was just infatuation Tensed and dumb in front of you I lay And you thought I got nothing to say When I needed you I cried in pain And you thought I was lying again Hiding my tears I tried to walk tall And you thought I didn't cry at all? . |
Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda h Posted: Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai?? Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai? |
My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Posted: My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-( I wish u were here To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-) |
§§LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda wal Posted: §§LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se? Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai? Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay? Main Light ki baat kr raha hon, Reply zarOR krna |
She Came.. I Kpt Lukin At Her.. Posted: She Came.. I Kpt Lukin At Her.. She Smild. Yet I Kept Quiet. She Began 2spk. I Dint Listen & Then, She Began2 Leave. I Thn Shoutd? Mam Attendance?! |
U R My Sweetest FRIEND To Ki Posted: U R My Sweetest FRIEND To Kia Karon? Nachon Ok LETs SEE! )) KAJRA RE /> (( KAJRA RE >> (",)/ <)) >>Tere kaLe kaLe nenA!! ;-> |
Muskaan Tere Hotho pe Khushi mere Posted: Muskaan Tere Hotho pe Khushi mere Dil me Hoti hai, Agar dard Tere Dil ko ho to Ankhen Meri Roti Hai. Tu Mehsoos toh krke Dekh Dost, "DOSTI" aisi hoti hai |
Aik hassi jo hasa de Aik ansoo jo Posted: Aik hassi jo hasa de Aik ansoo jo rula de Aik aarzoo jo jaga de Aik chahat jo samjha de Her aahat jo jaan le Uss rishtay ka naam hai ***** DOSTI***** |
1 prinda bohat peyaasa tha "FRAAZ". Posted: 1 prinda bohat peyaasa tha "FRAAZ". Halan k us ny 10 minat pehly :RAJJ: k pani pia tha. |
Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree Posted: Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree 2 another ???????????? ????????? ???????? Sorry??.. Its ur personal matter///? :- |
Kitne Nazuk mizaj hain Woh kuch na Posted: Kitne Nazuk mizaj hain Woh kuch na poochiye!!! . . . Han ?? . Aik baar keh jo dia k na pochye to phir ab kiya chahte ho ? |
DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise a Posted: DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain |
Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen Posted: Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen faraz, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BUT PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA.:-P |
Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko Dantay Huay Posted: Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko Dantay Huay Kaha K Tum Jantay Ho K Agr Bachay Buri Harkat Krain To Kahan Jain Ge...! Bacha:Of Course Church K Peechay..!! |
Wo Mujh se Is Baat Pe Zid Karta Rah Posted: Wo Mujh se Is Baat Pe Zid Karta Raha FARAZ Main Tay Honda Hi Lay Saan :) |
Hamain pata hay k hum Nay kitna sa Posted: Hamain pata hay k hum Nay kitna sanbal k dakha nai ur unjani rah guzaron per chal kay dakha hazar rastay badal kay dakha magar Mari jan he ak rasta tumhari janib palt gaya hay.......udas geo.....! |
Father If u pass in exams,I'll gift Posted: Father If u pass in exams,I'll gift U 1 cycle Son:If I fail? Father:I will gift 100 cycles Son: Why? Father: Fir mera puttar dukaan kholey ga na cyclan di. |
Aik pathan cenma main "jerasik park Posted: Aik pathan cenma main "jerasik park" dakh raha tha,ka achanak movie main dinasor screne ki taraf aya tu khan sahab bhagne lage!aik admi na kaha khan sahab darain na,ya film hai app ko kuch nahain ho ga,khan sahab bole "mujhe tu pata hai ka ya film hai lakin Ya tu janwar hai aisa kia pata ka ya film hai! |
"Wo mar gya ha 'SAGHAR' jise poojte Posted: "Wo mar gya ha 'SAGHAR' jise poojte ho Tum, Us ko kisi ki yad ne zinda jala diya, Kafir howe thy jis k liye hum, Wo kal kisi or k liye Musalman ho gya. |
Kuch apnay muqadar mein andhairay t Posted: Kuch apnay muqadar mein andhairay to thay hi Faraz....,,, Kuch "WAPDA" waloon nay apni "PAEN" ka rishta day dia...! |
Kitab-e-Ishq ko Parh k Bhula Dia Ma Posted: Kitab-e-Ishq ko Parh k Bhula Dia Maine Na Dosto Se Na Dushmano Se Gila kia Maine Pochi Jo kisi Ne Meri Daastan-e-Ishq Bas Aik Chiragh Jala k Bhuja Dia Maine |
AQWAL-E-ZAREEN Posted: AQWAL-E-ZAREEN Bardasht krna seekho |
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