| "Sawat Girl Fake Punishment" Yah Posted: "Sawat Girl Fake Punishment" Yahodi Propoganda Against Islam Can u imagine After 34 flicks the girl wz walking easily.. And he/she waz walkng lyk byz. How is it possible??? Docters are shocked.. Like this more fake videos are available on youtube website.. Plz do forward and safe Islam & Pakistan.. |
| Sharminda tab nahi hona, Jab Zub Posted: Sharminda tab nahi hona, Jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye, Aur sharminda tab b nahi hona, Jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye, Aray Sharminda to tab ho jana, Jab Mehfil mein khamoshi ho, Aur Zor se aawaz nikal jaye, ) ' ( / )..)..poooon.. L_/_/ |
| Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se Posted: Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon Khoobsurat hai. Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi. |
| I asked Myself how to Handle Life's Posted: I asked Myself how to Handle Life's Affairs. My Room Gave me Perfect Answer Roof said: Aim high Fan: Be cool Clock: Value time Calendar: Be up to date Wallet: Save now for future Mirror: Observe yourself Wall: Share other's load Window: Expand the vision Floor: Always be down to Earth |
| Girl to da Waiter: Ye jo samne lar Posted: Girl to da Waiter: Ye jo samne larka betha he muje 1 hour se pareshan kar raha hay. Waiter: Lekin usne to apki taraf dekha hi nahi. Girl: Yehi to prblm hy |
| Posted: Agar "Dost" kaha Hai Tum Ne, DosTi "NiBha" ke To Dekho, HaTh Jo Thama Hai Tum Ne, Kuchh Pal Sath Chal ke To Dekho, Kese Beet Rahe Hain Tumhare Bina Ye Pal, Kabhi Aa ke Hamare Halaat To Dekho ! Kitni Mushkil Hoti Hain Judai ki Gharryan, Kabhi kisi se Juda Ho k To Dekho ! Kitna Maza Deta Hai wo Aansu ka Qatra, Kabhi kisi ki "YaaD" Main Baha k To Dekho, Kon kehta Hai k main Tujh se Door Hoon, Kabhi Hum ko "Dil se" Yaad kar k To Dekho. |
| A worldwide survey was conducted. Q Posted: A worldwide survey was conducted. Question Was: Would U Please give ur Honest Opinion about Shortage of Food in the Rest of the world? The survey was a huge failure Bcoz in Africa, People did not know what "Food" was. In China, they didn't know what "Opinion" was. In Europe, they didn't know what "Shortage" was. Pakistanis didn't know what "Honest" meant. Saudis didn't know what was "Please" and Americans didn't know what "The Rest of World" is !! |
| Posted: A Girl Speaks To A Boy GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do...! BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho ?? Ya To BHAI Bolo Ya JAAN Bolo... |
| Amrica ne 1 machine bnai jo choron Posted: Amrica ne 1 machine bnai jo choron ko pakrti hy Unho ne mukhtlif mulkon may wo machine test ki Amrica me 30 mint may 20 chor pakry gye Englnd may 30 mint ma 50 chor pkry gye Spain ma 30 mint ma 100 chor pkry gye India ma 30 mint ma 600 chor pkry gye or Pakistan ma 15min ma mchine hi chori hogyi. |
| (1_/4./) /4 "1 )4 "1__ 4-1---;1"; Posted: (1_/4./) /4 "1 )4 "1__ 4-1---;1"; 4_/4,,1/4"(1 , DON 1, )4_/1_/ //1_/4_/ 1/1/4_/_/ Edit mein jao aur sirf 1&4 ko mitao |
| "Ba-ShaourAur Ba-ZameerLogoon K bee Posted: "Ba-ShaourAur Ba-ZameerLogoon K beechKa rishta.....Khoon K Rishton Se Ziada QareebAur Gehra hotahai"Hazrat Ali |
| Posted: "AAJ BHI" Ek Muddat Se Jisse Dekha Nahi, Aaj Bhi Wo Zehen Se Utra Nahi, Aaj Bhi Wo Toot Kar Aata Hai Yaad, Aaj Bhi Main Raat Bhar Sota Nahi, Aaj Bhi Sacha Hon Apne Ishq-O-Wafa Me, Aaj Bhi Wada Mera Jhota Nahi, Aaj Bhi Qaim Hon Apne Zabt Par, Aaj Bhi Main Toot Kar Bikhra Nahi... |
| Posted: 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 ( ( ( (DHUZZ) ) ) ) shukar kro bach gaye ho KHUD KUSH MSG THA.. ; |
| MOM To KID: Jo Bache Angootha Chust Posted: MOM To KID: Jo Bache Angootha Chuste Hain Unka PAIT Phool Jaata hy Ek DIN Bache Ne Ek PREGNANT Aurat Ko Dekha Aur Kaha: Mujhe Pata Hay TUM Kya "CHOOSTI" Ho!! |
| Posted: H A P P Y R A I N I N I G H T,, |
| "nangy farsh py lambi taan k so jat Posted: "nangy farsh py lambi taan k so jata hoon, chadar ho to paoon nhi phelaye jaty" |
| Posted: MaiN uS sHakHs Ko KeSy MaNaoN Ga "MoHsiN" Jo MujH Se RoTHa Hy MeRi MoHaBBaT K SaBaB@@ |
| Us ! k kis andaaz ki tareef karon m Posted: Us ! k kis andaaz ki tareef karon mai Wo har andaaz ka kamal rakhta hai Shayad koi majboori ho us ko FARAZ Warna wo mujhko mujh sey pehle yaad karta hai. |
| My"friendship"is non stop like"sea" Posted: My"friendship"is non stop like"sea" Its"trust"like "blind" its"shine"liKe "Stars" Its"warm"like"Sun" Its"soft"like "flower" & Its*Beautiful* like"U". |
| Wo galli k koney pey afsurda khara Posted: Wo galli k koney pey afsurda khara tha faraz, Kisi ne khirki se jhaank kar kaha NUS O khoti diya. |
| Qisa abi hijaab se aage nhi barha Posted: Qisa abi hijaab se aage nhi barha Men aap,wo,jnaab sy aage nhi barha Muddat hue kitab-e-muhbt shuru kiye. Lkn men pehly baab sy aage nhi braha Lambi musafatein hen mgr is swaar ka Paon abi rakaab se aage nhi brha Tool-e-klam k liye men ne kiye swaal Wo mukhtasr jwaab sy aage nhi brha Rukhsar ka pta nhi ankhen to khub hen Dedaar abi nqaab se aage nhi brha Wo lazat e gunah se mahrum reh gya Jo khwahsh e swaab se aage nhi brha. |
| Rain is not only drops of water its Posted: Rain is not only drops of water its love of sky for earth.. They never meet each other but send love this way.. Enjoy the love of NATURE.. HAPPY RAINY DAY! |
| Phr CHAND khila phr RAAT thami mere Posted: Phr CHAND khila phr RAAT thami mere DIL ne kaha " HAI TERI KAMI " Phr YAAD k jhonkay mehek gaye phr PAGAL armaan behek gaye phr JANAT si lagti ha ZAMIN phr DIL ne kaha " HAI TERI KAMI " Phr guzre LAMHON ki batein phr jagi jagi si RATEN, phr theher gai PALKON pe NAMMI phr Dil ne kaha "HAI TERI KAMI" |
| Posted: Height of dreaming: . . . . . . Bill gates came to me and asked. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yaar tere paas XP ki CD hai?? |
| A Quality Engineer married an avera Posted: A Quality Engineer married an average girl... After 2 years of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating: "YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS" The smart father-in-law replied, "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE" |
| Chalo main maan leta hoon Yeh du Posted: Chalo main maan leta hoon Yeh duniya jhoot kehti hai Tumhien hum say nahi ulfat Chalo main maan leta hoon Tumhari beqarari ki Waja kuch or he ho gi Nighayen mujh say milltay he Tumharay muskuranay ka Sabab kuch or he ho ga Jisay kam feham logho nay Mohabbat ka naam day dala Maghar itna bata do tum Bichartay waqt jaan-e-jaan Palat kar dekh k hum ko Tumhari jheel C aankhien Chalakti ja rahi thien Q? Humien tarpa rahi thien Q? Chalo main maan leta hoon Yeh duniya jhoot kehti hai. |
| Ek din usne Pocha "Main kahan hun? Posted: Ek din usne Pocha "Main kahan hun?" Maine kaha. Mere Dil mai Meri jaan mai Meri saans mai Meri aas mai Mere Dil ki dharkan mai Meri rooh mai. |
| Yun hi ranjjishon main guzar gaya, Posted: Yun hi ranjjishon main guzar gaya, Kabhi wo khafa... kabhi main khafa... Usi mor k har mor pe,,,,Kabhi wo ruka,, kabhi main ruka.... Wohi rasty wohi ham safar... na use khabar,,, na mujhe pata,, apni apni anaa main gum... Kabhi wo juda... Kabhi main juda... |
| Usey kehna... Usey hum YAD KARTAY Posted: Usey kehna... Usey hum YAD KARTAY HAIN ! Diyey jub Shaam ki dehleez py Jul jaatey hain... Sitaray aasman py Jub timtimatey hain... Shabnum k Aansuon sy phool jub Nahaatey hain... Hum us dam Apni ankhon mein Usey abaad krtay hain... Usey kehna... Usey hum YAD KARTAY HAIN! |
| Bat to insanieat ki hoti hai zardar Posted: Bat to insanieat ki hoti hai zardari. . . . Worna begarti se sadarat to mushraf ne b nibai hai. . . . Bat to izat ki hoti hai zardari. . . . dolat to Saima khan ne b bohat kamai hai. . . . Bat to kirdar ki hoti hai zardari. . . . Warna hajj to NARGIS b kar k ai hay. . . |
| Posted: Mumkin jo agr hota, Hum tumko bhula dete, Yadon ko kafan de kar, Be waQt sula dete, Tanhai me ji lete, Tumko na sada dete, Is Dil se tere Dil tak, Deewar utha dete, Mumkin jo agr hota, Hum tumko bhula dete. |
| Insan gunah karne ki waja se jahan Posted: Insan gunah karne ki waja se jahannum Me ni jata bal'ke gunah Pr mutmaein Rhne or Tauba na krne ki waja se jahanum Me jata hy. HAZRAT ALI |
| "RESEARCH & APPEAL 4 ALL" AGE "6 Posted: "RESEARCH & APPEAL 4 ALL" AGE "64" & PRESIDENTS OF PAKISTAN. SIKANDER MIRZA DIED @ 64 AYUB KHAN DIED @ 64 YAHYA KHAN DIED @ 64 FAZAL ELAHI DIED @ 64 ZIA-UL-HAQ DIED @ 64 ZARDARI..? Will b 64 in 2010 AWAM se APPEAL ki jati he. "Plz Sabar karen 1 Saal ki to Baat hai. |
| Andherey ma kya kya nahi ho jata FA Posted: Andherey ma kya kya nahi ho jata FARAZ, kisi ney maira NARRA kheench dala generator ki rassi samajh kar....! |
| Dil usi waqt sambhal jahega, Haal- Posted: Dil usi waqt sambhal jahega, Haal-e- Dil wo kabhi pooche to sahi, Uss ki nafart bhi mohabbat hogi, Mare baare mein wo soche to sahi, Uss k qadmon mein bicha dun aankhen, Meri basti se wo guzre to sahi, Uss k sab jhoot bhi such lagte hain, Shart itni hai wo bolay to sahi......! |
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