Friday, April 10, 2009

MeraGSM SMS


When USA attackd Sudan i kept Sile

Posted:

When USA attackd Sudan i kept Silent becoz i was safe.

When it attackd Afghans i still kept silent becoz they did not come 4 me.

When USA attackd IRAQ i was again silent becoz my home was safe.

Today when USA attackd North West PAKISTAN, i am deaf & blind becoz i live in the province,
The day is not far when u & me will b the victim & their will b no ONE left to cry on us.
spread this sms to all PAKISTANIS.
We Need A Good Leader.

"Jab Bhi Waqt Mile To Apni Maan K P

Posted:

"Jab Bhi Waqt Mile To Apni Maan K Paas Ja K Baith Jaya Karo,
Kyun K Maan K Sath Guzra Huwa Waqt Qiyamat K Din Nijat Ka Baes Baney Ga"
"HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Wome

Posted:

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women sitting quietly!

2) 2 pathan playing chess!

3) GirlFriend pays the bill.


Teacher: What is the difference be

Posted:

Teacher: What is the difference
between P.T.C.L & Mobile ??
Pathan : P.T.C.L per Number hum Ungli se Dial karte hain or Mobile Per Angothay Say.

Shadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jat

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Shadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Khte He Ke Ksi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jana Chahiye

Ek pathan raat ko khana kha raha th

Posted:

Ek pathan raat ko khana kha raha tha,
































To ab kya wo khana b na khaye? Jan lelo pathanon ki. Hr bat me joke chahye apko

Two Pathans on their first Umrah, w

Posted:

Two Pathans on their first Umrah, were doing Tawaf around the Kaa'ba..

Suddenly, Assar Azaan called..

So they went out,








looking for a Masjid.

Once a pathan decided to do Phd

Posted:

Once a pathan decided to do

Phd...
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.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah:p

Ho k shrminda gunahon se kabhi ja t

Posted:

Ho k shrminda gunahon se kabhi ja to Sahi

WO karey ga maaf tujhe, do ashk baha to sahi

Rahey gi chandni qabr mein bhi sath tere

Tu USKI yaad ko dil se zara laga to sahi

Na rahey ga tu mohtaaj kabhi kisi ka

Kia hy jo KHUDA se ehd wo nibha to sahi

WO hy GAFOOR UR RAHEEM, sunta hy dua sab ki

Nadaamat k aaLam mein hath utha to sahi

Sardar g aap ko kabi kisi se pyar h

Posted:

Sardar g aap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kya kehti hai?"

"Kehti hai"

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye doosra kameena kon hai.

Kitny hamdrd mily,dost mily,yar mil

Posted:

Kitny hamdrd mily,dost mily,yar milay,

Sb ubhrty hua soraj k paristar milay,

Zindgi tu hme bazar me kiun le i,

Hum to Yosuf b nhi k koi khredar milay.

Kitny hamdrd mily,dost mily,yar mil

Posted:

Kitny hamdrd mily,dost mily,yar milay,

Sb ubhrty hua soraj k paristar milay,

Zindgi tu hme bazar me kiun le i,

Hum to Yosuf b nhi k koi khredar milay.

U FONE laya aik or Shandaar Offer

Posted:

U FONE laya aik or Shandaar Offer

Khali jaga py 'U' lagao or Ban jao

St _ pid

B _ dh _

Bewak _ f

_ LL _

Dekha
Its all abo_t yo_ !

Fasla Na Rahe ye dua Kijiye, Hai

Posted:

Fasla Na Rahe ye dua Kijiye,

Hai Takaza Wafa Ka Wafa Kijiye,

Or To Kuch Nhi Mangte Hy Hum Aap se,

jab Uthao Haat To
Humare Liye Bhi Dua kijiye.

Maangi thi dua mein ne rub se, D

Posted:

Maangi thi dua mein ne rub se,

Dost dena wo jo alag ho sab se,

Mila diya hum ko tum se,

Or kaha


Sambhalo isay,
Yehi ANMOL hai sab se.;-)

Tab dil nahi khilonay tota kerty

Posted:


Tab dil nahi khilonay tota kerty thy

Wo khushian b janay kaisi khushiyan thien

Titli pakar ker uchla kerty thay

Chotay thay to maqr-o-faraib b chotay thy

Dana dal ker chiriyan pakra kerty thy

Apny jal jany ka b ehsas na tha

Jalty sholon ke taraf lapka karty thy.

> *;:::;*;:::;* *;ZINDAGI;* *

Posted:

> *;:::;*;:::;* *;ZINDAGI;* *;:::;*;:::;*
Jo Tum Nahi To kya hai Zindagi,,,

Jaise koi Saza hai Zindagi,,,




Tum Muskurao to lagta hai,,,




Khubsorati ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi,,,



Tum jo Rotho to Mehsos hota hai,,,



Jaisey Humse Khafaa hai Zindagi....



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